We called him the Beverley Bandit.
One thing’s for sure: I don’t want it anywhere that creates a bias towards certain seasonal wear.
Sit facing the door. That way you can give her a cute smile when she walks in.
He seemed a little squeamish!
Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god.
I mean, our grocery store doesn’t even label their herbs. They just have a refrigerated bevy of little green plastic-wrapped baggies. Can’t tell the difference between fresh cilantro and fresh parsley? Too bad, you fucking troglodyte.
Let me guess – you’re looking for your dream girl. I don’t blame you. It’s an admirable pursuit.
Hey guys! Toronto here. Fourth largest city in North America. You would NOT believe what happened to us the other day!
We owned the castle, but he was the king.
6. I don’t get Kale.