For the love of GOD stop putting in your profiles that you “like to go out but also like a night in.” I see it on so many fucking profiles it’s become a turn off.
“Your instinct is to procreate. Actually finishing the job on the inside fulfill’s your body sense of “destiny” and completing what it’s supposed to do, and man does it feel fuckin’ great.”
Reading these made me want to call my boyfriend to come over…
“Hooked up with a coworker and he only liked the most vanilla sex imaginable. He hated if I wanted a faster pace, didn’t want me to touch or kiss him at all once he was inside.”
You go “all in” your relationships. You aren’t afraid to say “I love you.” You are more than willing to buy your partner nice gifts.
Some of these are common sense, but some are really fascinating.
“Guide us in. Our dicks feel sensations differently than our fingers do and we may not know we’re pushing against something that’s not an opening. We like being guided in.”
“80% of you being “the best she’s ever had” has nothing to do with penis size or technique, its all in her head and has to do with how amped she is to be having sex with you and how sexy she feels.”
“If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best.”
“I want a huge breasted woman to hold me against her bosom and let me suckle like a baby.”