“Sex is mostly mental. I like making sure he feels like the only other person in the world before the clothes come off.”
“One time a dude sent me a dick pic but he used the mirror filter so that it looked like a dick was growing out of a dick. That was odd.”
For me, it’s actually a negative dating in the real world. The number of times I’ve heard “But you’re pretty, I can’t believe you’re single!” is bananas.
“Absolutely fucking amazing.. The joys of electric everything, means a quick seat adjustment, locking in cruise control, button controlled acceleration and deceleration, and we’re good to go.”
To blow, or not to blow?
“This is a message my mom sent me back in 2012 when I was trying to figure out whether or not I could forgive my ex after he cheated on me.”
“We were going down the 91 freeway with music blaring and this girl I met about an hour ago riding the shit out of me in the backseat. Great day, Noah your the best wingman.”
Riding your man can be challenging, but it doesn’t have to be! Here are some tips from real guys on how to do it.
“Be the one to plan a date. Don’t wait for a good morning text every morning — be the one to send it now and then. Once in a while, be the one initiating sex.”
“Getting punched in the stomach and told your dog died on a week long Monday when you ate 3 bean burritos on Sunday.”