I drove home, then called Mark. When he answered I simply said, “Let me talk to her.” About a minute later she got on the phone. I asked her if she had anything to say to me, and she was silent. I asked her if she loved Mark, and she said she didn’t know.
“I drove him home so he wouldn’t have to walk. Before getting out of the car, he squeezed my leg as he said goodbye and I could just tell from the look in his eyes.”
“I only use birth control so you’ll cum inside me.”
“Sorry…You just reminded me of my dad for a second…No biggie, just came to mind…”
“Rings don’t plug holes.”
“One guy had this big blue suit that blew up into a big ball and made me look like the girl that turned into a blueberry in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. He had me put that on, and then jerked off on me while I acted like I’d been turned into a blueberry.”