50 Women Reveal The Raunchy Details Of Their Biggest Hookup Mistake Ever

30. His friends burst in, also he was a creep

Hooked up with a guy because I was horny and bored. He wasn’t particularly attractive but he was a friend and I enjoyed hanging out with him. He also talked a pretty big game. I got to his apartment and it was a total mess. He was kind of aggressive but not in a wholly unsexy way so I went with it. Minimal foreplay and a really small penis (maybe 3 inches) later, I couldn’t feel anything and I just really wasn’t into it.

He forgot some friends were coming over and he’d forgotten to cancel plans with them and we got interrupted, so I went to the bathroom. The bathtub was clogged and half filled with water and tons of hair. I left pretty much immediately. Could NOT handle that.

Later, he messaged me and told me he didn’t have an orgasm (as if I’d be surprised? Or that I should do something about it? I’m not sure). I said “Oh, well, neither did I.”

In the end, he turned out to be a creep. He decided it would be appropriate (a few years later) to message me because I’d posted a few (very unsexy) pole fitness videos on my instagram and tell me that it gave him erections. I pointed out that he had a girlfriend. His response? “yeahhh.” I blocked him after that.

— nickykittie

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