50 Women Reveal The Raunchy Details Of Their Biggest Hookup Mistake Ever

21. Fucked my math teacher

Hooked up with my math teacher when I was 14. Ugh. Wish I could take that one back. It took YEARS to process the emotional garbage.

— birdwingsbeat

22. It just got worse and worse

The guy I went on a date with because I was sad and he was funny. Turns out the funny guy thing was hiding Stage Five Clinger-itis. Sex was great but even though I was clear about what I wanted, he clearly wanted a relationship so I went along with it.

He started in with the I love yous in less than a month and made me (not really, but you know) say it in the middle of sex. When I broke it off because I met the man who would become my husband, he called me at work to tell me how disgusting I was.

Oh, and he gave me HPV.

OH, and I just found out recently, then he fucked my sister. What a prize specimen.

Don’t worry though, Tom. I might hate you but I’ll still never tell anyone your secrets.

— ansible_jane

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