15 Students Share Their Craziest NSFW Experiences With Actual ~Teachers~

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1. Teacher feud gets very raunchy

Anatomy teacher glued a giant rubber penis to a remote control car and then drove it down the hallway and stopped it under the really bitchy bio teacher’s skirt. He was shortly after that suspended for a month and then his classroom was moved to the opposite corner of the building.

— raeshin

2. Young teacher tried to sleep with me in locker room

My junior year of HS we had a mid 20’s female teachers-aid take over ‘teaching’ a conditioning/training class we had to take if you were on a sports team. She was only there for the last 6 weeks because the coach that taught it normally had a bypass or some kind of surgery.

After that class one time, I and two other guys stayed late on a Friday to practice in the pool while the kids swimming classes came in to use it. We were showering in the locker room after when she walked in but clearly announced herself first ‘Coming in guys, I need to get into the office’.

I didn’t think anything of it, I showered in my swimsuit but usually took it off for a final rinse briefly before grabbing a towel. A couple minutes went by and as I’m finishing my shower I looked over and through the big clear window of the office I could see she was sat at the desk working in there.

I went to get dressed when she walked over and started talking to me. Asking about my weekend, how training was going, glad to be done with the year etc etc all while I was standing there in my towel getting my clothes out of the locker. At one point I had to drop my towel and I turned away from her to put my boxers on and as I was putting my shirt on she walked over and told me ‘wow [my name] you’ll have to stay in good shape over the summer. Does your girlfriend love your abs?’ and she touched my stomach then traced a finger down one side of that ‘V’ that men get if you get pretty lean. I told her I didn’t have a girlfriend, put on my shoes without socks, grabbed my backpack and left pretty quick.

Looking back on it I’m not sure why I reacted like that. I wasn’t a virgin then and she was reasonably attractive, guess it was just weird in the moment and startled me.

— b8le

3. Gold-digging teacher making out in the woods?

A gym teacher at my high school was on Maternity leave every year or two. She had a husband and family but there were always rumours of her sleeping around the school with teachers and that she was a gold-digger though it seemed unfounded other than teenagers noticing she was pregnant a lot. (Why people thought sleeping with people that have a teacher’s salary would be considered gold digging, I have no clue)

That is until our weekend trip to a summer camp type place for a senior gym/outdoor ed trip. There was a new young male gym teacher who was filling in for a semester who was the other chaperone on the trip. We all started noticing the flirting between the two all weekend. One night after they sent us all to our cabins after the camp fire, a group of us decided to double back and see what was going on since they stayed down by the lake. Came through the trees to find her dry riding him as they made out. We all took off and made a bit of noise so we heard them stop and start whispering as we ran. This was 2 months after returning from mat leave.

— GlazedReddit

4. She wasn’t wearing a bra

Small private school, one of my classes just happened to be all guys. Had a substitute teacher one day who had a fatal combination of no bra, a loose shirt, and a habit of bending over. The camaraderie was incredible. Aside from knowing glances between us, no one said a fucking word about it until we were out.

Sorry I didn’t bang the art teacher, it’s the best I’ve got.

— PM_ME_LEFT_BOOB

5. Hot box shop

Shop Teacher was a well-known stoner and every Tuesday would get a Toonie Tuesday box from KFC and sit in his car in the back of the parking lot and munch out. If you got in his good books he would invite you up to his cottage after graduation to smoke mad weed, do shrooms, etc. and help him do renovations/projects/shop shit

— GlazedReddit

6. Teacher or wrestler?

A theater arts teacher suplexed a girl through a desk and put her in the hospital during a power outage. He was fired on drug possession charges after a drug hound found his stash.

— SheZowRaisedByWolves

7. Planted the seeds, and watched them grow

Male gym teacher at my high school was notorious for laying foundations with senior girls and had quite the reputation for building on said foundations once they graduated.

— GlazedReddit

8. Showed a teacher my tits

My favorite teacher in high school asked to see my nipple ring after I had gotten it pierced. I showed her. I got away with showing my tits a lot in high school so it was kind of my thing.

— SatanMD

9. Banging in the closet

Once of my buddies from high school nailed one of the young female E.A’s (Educational Assistants) in a closet in the special needs classroom when she was supposed to be watching over an autistic student in the next room.

— GlazedReddit

10. Principal was f*cking a student — didn’t work out

My high school principal was having an affair with a student. It was the worst kept secret, everyone knew, including the administration, and her parents, and no one seemed to really care because he didn’t get fired, just eventually reassigned to a different school.

On her 18th birthday, he served his wife with divorce papers and they got married soon after she graduated. That was about 14 or so years ago, last I heard they’re now divorced too, seems he traded her in for a younger model.

— t-poke

11. Asking my coach for advice on how to not get hard

9th grade english teacher/wrestling coach. My crush started practicing with the team few days a week, despite me being a heavy weight and her being like a 105 he has me practice with her. After a couple of weeks I was getting to my limit of thing to think about to not pop wood and stopped by his office at lunch for a chat about about it.

His first suggestion was have you tried jacking off. Then immediately backing off that because at my age it wouldn’t matter I could get it up again in a few seconds anyways. He said all this while laughing and started laughing harder when I said it was the first thing I tried. We then had a serious discussion about there were reason she was with us that he couldn’t go into but the reason why he put her with me is he knew we were friendly, and he would trust me with his daughter so he knew he could trust me with her. In today’s day and age I just can’t imagine a teacher feeling comfortable enough to suggest jacking off to a student as a viable solution to a problem or just mentioning it at all.

— tdasnowman

12. Sexy party with teachers

Party with some teachers involved. Lots of alcohol. (Not yet openly) Gay teacher hugs me and comes out. Shows me pics of him and his boyfriend in bed. Later he has to pee and pulls out his dick in front of me and my friends. Luckily (I guess) he was still in his 20s and good-looking. So we didn’t want to rip our eyes out.

Although it was tough being serious around him after that little… Incident. Fast forward in the evening. Another teacher shows me a pic of his wife’s tits and asks me whether they look normal. … I suppose, man?

— Emumo

13. Principal’s wife having sexy times with minor student

Our school football coaches (and consequently our entire town) found out the principal’s wife was banging a minor in his own home. She also happened to be the mayor. What made it worse is that I even heard the student bragging about it in my Spanish class (it’s how the football coaches originally heard about it), as the case was being investigated.

They even had a slot on 20/20 where she even said “it’s kind of like when a kid keeps asking for candy, eventually you just give it to them.” (I’d find a link but I’m at work and too lazy.)

I felt the most for the principal. He is a genuinely nice guy, who already had a poor history with spouses. His previous one was also discovered to have been cheating on him back in the early 90’s or something. Now he had to go through the whole thing again with one kid with Downs Syndrome, and another who was just starting college. It’s a real rough life.

She ended up making a big deal (which made the news) about not being able to go to her daughters swim meets, which on one hand is like “oh yeah that sucks, your kid might want you there” but on the other is “except you can’t go for the exact reason that the last time you were around high schoolers there was a problem”.

— americansomnium

14. Teacher put gay porn on his iPad

One of my brother’s teacher filled his tablet (gave by the school) with hardcore gay porn. My brother and his friends found it one day, when they (wrongfully and without permission) messed with his tablet during recreation time. The school kept it cool and just told him to delete it, but he resigned after weeks worth of jokes.

I feel bad for him.

— TommyLindo

15. Handy from teacher

We had a “sport-day” (i don’t know if other countries do this too) and i was too late, so my hot gym teacher had to drive me to the place. She noticed that i kept looking at her so she asked me if i wanted something. I said “nothing”. She then just stopped the car and gave me a handjob. It was also my first experience with a woman.

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