1. Lousy bed
Because I have a bunk bed and I don’t want to get laughed at.
2. No spark, no sex
No chemistry. There has to be some level of spark. “Random hot chick I know nothing about” doesn’t do it for me.
3. When she’s rude
I cant stand it when a girl is rude or obnoxious. She could be hot as fuck, but if she’s a bitch then I’m instantly turned off.
4. I need an emotional connection
I personally don’t like casual sex so before I sleep with someone I like to get to know them a bit. I prefer to have some type of emotional connection before sex.
5. Don’t stick my dick in…ya know
She’s crazy. The sex would be great but the fallout won’t be.
6. When junk doesn’t taste good
I’d say hygiene/bad body odor, seriously everyone, WASH YOUR FUCKING JUNK.
7. Pretty obvious but
If she’s ugly.
8. Body size
Her size (heh, get it? “biggest” reason)
9. She’s married
She is married. That “We’re separated!” crap doesn’t fly. To much wiggle room to lie and tell falsehoods. I turned down a gorgeous woman with a smokin’ hot body for months until she showed me some divorce papers.
10. Won’t let me do oral
If she won’t let me go down on her I’m going to assume there’s something wrong with it.
11. If she drinks
I absolutely will not have sex with a drunk chick, even if I’ve been drinking. Alcohol doesn’t really impair my judgement (just my balance), and I don’t find anything attractive about a drunk chick. Plus, I don’t want them to wake up regretting it and start spreading shit about me taking advantage.
12. Only do kinks
I’m kinky and pretty insecure with vanillaish sex
Obvious catty personality, unstable personality. Thin, boney calves.