1.

I walked up to the desk of a senior executive’s secretary:

Me: Hey, can I borrow your pencil sharpener? Her: Of course, you can borrow anything you want. Me: Thank y…. Her: Including me.

I should add that this is in the Middle East and she is an attractive twenty something, so it all took me by surprise and made it even hotter.

— Teikbo

2.

After giving a stranger a cigarette she said “at least I’ll have something of yours in my mouth tonight” as she started to walk off.

— ulfberhto

3.

Finally went to have drinks with a girl that was always very flirtatious. We were always bantering back and forth. She is asking me about my recently departed relationship, etc.

I’m mid sip on my beer and she says “I’d fuck you.”

No long before check please, and we were in the front seat of her car making out and putting hands places.

We went to a hotel, I didn’t have a condom, went away for 5 minutes to get said condom, she had passed out.

Never did get to fuck her. We’re now both married to other people.

— TxRugby

4.

My partner and I were trying a new position and as I was riding him, pleasure overtook me. I’m normally pretty good about making sure the angles work for both of us, but in the state of absolute ecstacy, I half-heartedly muted “is this good for you?” To which he responded “be selfish,” as a whisper into my ear. Hands down the sexiest thing anyone has said to me.

— kelsitear

5.

While drunk outside of a bar I confessed to an old friend that I had fantasized about sleeping with her years before. Her response: “you know I’m a slut, right?”

The rest is history.

— jcepiano

6.

“Take me into the bathroom and fuck me”

A female friend whispered this into my ear at a packed restaurant while surrounded by other friends.

— cowgodx

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