27 Guys Describe The Best Blowjob They’ve Ever Gotten (And What Made It *That* Good)

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1.

Every single time my wife has gone down on me for about a year now. She started doing this thing while jacking me off where she sucks at the base of the penis, the top of the balls, right on the urethra. It’s almost like a weak suction cup, with tongue action. It makes me cum EXTREMELY intensely within 60 seconds almost every single time she starts. And a little attention to the balls and taint with her second hand only makes it more intense.

— Jordioteque

2.

We met on tinder and had been talking for a couple weeks. Things had progressed to sexting, so it was pretty clear where we were gonna end up. We met up at a bar, got a few drinks in us, and that’s where the teasing started. There was much grinding, not so subtle under the table groping, and she even went to the bathroom and sent me a few pictures. After a long while of this we headed out to her place and climbed in bed.

Now at this point you’d think we just get right to it immediately, but no, we got down to our undies and she continued teasing me. There was a lot of making out and feeling each other up and dry humping, but every time I tried to progress further she’d stop me. Finally, after hours and hours, she starts to move downtown. I was pumped to finally be getting some, but she didn’t go for my dick, she went for my balls. She spent probably 20 minutes just sucking on and licking my balls with no dick contact.

Fiiiiinally she moved up and started going to town on my dick. I’m not talking just sucking on it, she was slobbering on it like she was dying of thirst and my dick contained the only water for miles around. She used her tongue, deepthroated right off the bat, and everything was very wet and slippery. It was fucking amazing.

Now you need to understand that I’d had a hard on since basically when we met up at 9pm until this point (3 or 4am), so I came with more force than I ever had before and probably ever would in the future. I came so hard that I blacked out momentarily and my entire body got all tingly when I came to. And God bless her, she swallowed every last drop.

And that’s the story of my best oral sex experience.

— missingherdearly

3.

Best? It was with a girl who acted like she really wanted to give me oral. Like she enjoyed getting me off. How good? I wifed that woman.

— thehumanscott

4.

I was like 16 and she was 15. It was almost creepy she was so skilled. Instantly started deep throating (at 46 this has only been done by 2 other people). She went at it steady and just kept taking it all every single stroke while staring in my eyes. Made me cum in under a minute, and did not stop.

Not once did I get overly sensitive or need a refractory period. Kept going. Ten minutes later she made me cum again and still kept going. Finally after 25-30 minutes she climbed on top and fucked me stupid for over an hour. It was almost creepy because I have no idea how a 15 yo had those kind of skills.

— Solkiller

5.

Don’t know what my best is, but just recently I was with a girl for the first time and as I was about to put a condom on, she flipped on her back, stuck her head over the edge of the bed and started sucking on/very light biting my balls while she stroked me.

Then she ran her tongue up and down my cock and put it in her mouth. After sucking and tonguing it for a little bit, she grabbed me by the hips and pulled me in so that I was deep throating her. I got the hint and started fucking her mouth fairly deep and she pulled me in even harder so that I was basically going straight down her throat. I kept fucking her throat as hard as I could and she never tried to stop me, even while she was gagging.

The memory of her on her back, with my cock being repeatedly rammed down her throat, and my hands on her perfect tits will never fail to instantly get me hard. God, do I want to do that again.

— Steinberg1

6.

Enthusiasm, lots of saliva, fantastic suction and thoroughly enjoying having my dick in her mouth.

— popcorned

7.

She put my dick in her mouth and magically her teeth never touched it for even a single moment.

— xcorinthianx

8.

O man.

Met this one out one night and we started going at it on a bench by this hotel pool until security came by and told us to cut it out (she was shamelessly straddling me in front of a good number of people).

After that night I didn’t hear from her for at least two or three months until she randomly hit me up one night at like 1 a.m. with the classic “what are you doing?” text. I distinctly remember I was in bed ready to conk out but I replied with “Just chllin, watchin tv.” Her next text was “I’m coming up from Orange County, I can be at your place in an hour” to which I said “Ok”.

FF to about 10 minutes after she arrives and she is going to town on my knob. Spitting, Deep throating, slurping, artistic hand movements/motions and all sorts of other tactics I was experiencing for the first time. To be honest – I had no idea what the fuck was going on. After about 5 minutes I had to unload and she took it all down like it was absolutely nothing. Completely unfazed minus a slight tinge of disappointment.

Well another 10 minutes later or so I was ready to go again and knew I had to at least make it to sex this time. So she domes me up for about 2 minutes and then I reach over into my nightstand to grab a condom and she goes “No”. She proceeds to reach into her duffel bag on the floor by my bed (which I didn’t think much of at first) and pull out lube, condoms and wet wipes. This chick had a god damn duffel bag full of sex accessories and supplies. It was unreal. Without much surprise, I last about 5 minutes the second time around as well.

After that night I hit her up again a week later to which she said “Sorry Wet_Walrus, you’re gonna have to find another chick to spit on your dick; it was fun though =)”

Bless her heart.

— Wet_Walrus

9.

Enthusiasm is King.

Bear with me: If you’ve ever seen most porn videos, you’ll notice the reaction from the female performer(s)

They’re amazed at the size of that dick. They need that dick. They can’t get enough of that dick. After the man ejaculates, she doesn’t treat it like it’s gross, in fact, most of the time they treat it like the shit that comes out of a caramello.

The vast majority of porn is written by men for men. And men want you to be very excited about getting to suck that dick.

Most “techniques” are just for show. But enthusiasm will last in his memory forever.

— code_brown

10.

When I took off my pants, she said “let me suck it”

Note the phrasing of that, Not “do you want me to suck it” or anything similar let me suck it. As if I’m doing her a favour or something.

— rainbramage

11.

She deep throated me while my gf ate her out, the image is burned into my mind forever in my permanent spank bank

— caseyberg

12.

Hard to pick one time. Her blowjobs have always been completely different from anything I had imagined, and from anything I later saw in porn; there are four kinds of blowjob she offers and all of them are pretty…unique.

My favorite probably is what she calls “loving me with her mouth”, where she’ll lie down at a perpendicular angle to me on the bed, resting her cheek on my belly. Then she’ll put one hand between her legs to play with her clit (that part’s important) and use her other arm either to sorta hug me or run her free hand over my chest or hold my hand.

Like that, she’ll take me into her mouth, slipping back the foreskin with her teeth, and then just swirl her tongue around my glans. No bobbing, no hands, no nothing, just swirling her tongue. At every n-th swirl, she’ll pause, will tighten her lips for a moment, or give the shaft a gentle tiny bite just behind the glans, or will give a little suck. Then she’ll again swirl her tongue. All this happens with so much gentleness that I almost can’t bear it, and the longer it goes on, the more it feels like I’m being melted in a paradise of warmth and wetness and softness.

Meanwhile, I 1.) absolutely have to let my voice out and 2.) have to play with her hair, not being allowed to take my hands out of her hair, or she’ll stop. I’m allowed to take one hand away for a moment to caress as much of her as I can reach, or to hold her free hand, but at least one hand always has to remain in her hair, and the more I play with her hair, the more tiny sucks, the more gentle little bites and the more soft moans I get from her.

All that plus the fact alone that she’s petting her clit at the same time makes me feel so incredibly close to her, which is only heightened by how incredibly into it she gets. On top of that, she’s really good at getting us both to cum at the same time, which makes me feel like my heart’s gonna stop with happiness and closeness and love. It’s especially intense when she’ll simply not stop even while I am coming; she’ll just open her mouth a little to let the cum drip out and keep on going, while I’m getting full-body winces, seeing stars flickering across my vision, moaning and whimpering uncontrollably, and unable to let go of her hair.

To hear her own moans because she’s gotten her off at the same time in that moment is just incredible, and I usually need a looooong hug after that because I’m so opened up and vulnerable that I just need to feel her close.

— middaysun

13.

My wife knows I like ass play so she’s not shy to slip a finger back there while blowing me.

— ExpiredAccount

14.

She just really wanted to please me, so she sucked it really hard, took it really deep, and would lock eyes with me intensely for a few seconds every few minutes. So hot.

— autobot57starkiller

15.

She had a cough drop before giving me a blowjob. The menthol gave me tinges and basically I saw all my life flashed in front of me. Best oral experience.

— sardarjionbeach

16.

Enthusiasm, and she liked to be facefucked. Gagging didn’t bother her in the slightest.

— XjohnsonX

17.

I will always remember my ex.

As she was sucking me, she took momentary pauses and switched to her hands to just rub and jerk me. Why did she alternate, you ask? Well, because she is sexually bi, and she was telling me about this first time she was brought to an orgasm by another.

I was getting an amazing blowjob as she sucked, teased, took my balls in her mouth, licked the tip, deep throated me, everything I could dream of, while telling how it felt when she was grinding on her friends face as her friend sucked and licked her.

She also denied me cuming which I love and only let me cum after about 40 min.

Right before I came, she begged me to just grab her head and fuck her throat, and when I came she made me shoot all over her face and hands. She gently licked my cock clean, and took all my cum from her face and licked it all up too.

Then she went and got me a glass of water, had me drink it, and curled up next to me with her beautiful head on my chest and rubbed my body as I passed out.

It was by far the best sexual experience I’ve ever had.

— phillycheese

18.

My gay friend in school. The only gay guy on the male floor, knew I had some bisexual tendencies, just me and him in his room(kinda kicked his dorm room mates out) and slowly coaxed me into making out with him. He led me to the bathroom, sat me down, got my dick out, and went to work.

My golly this guy worked it like it was his job. Probably would have came in the 3-4 minutes he was down there, but he came first and had to pee, so I wasn’t very sensitive. The best part, my girlfriend loves this story.

— LortChanka

19.

She informed me she enjoyed giving head and was able to prove it. However, what sent it over the edge for me was when I felt a sensation I’d not felt before. I look down and bam, the entire thing is down her throat. I’d never had a girl take the whole thing before, and it felt just as great as I’d imagined it would. Even after I’d cum she’d keep going at it, and I didn’t have any overly-sensitive issues, so it was just jolt after jolt of bliss.

— sykilik101

20.

We were at a small gathering. She came out from the bathroom and into the kitchen where I was making some tea. I looked her up and down and looked at her gorgous frekles. I think she noticed just how much I loved her being around so she started moving towards me into my space and put her hand on my parts.

I instantly went hard as she stared into my eyes with a cheeky gleam. Not a word was said, she unzipped me, dropped to her knees, pulled it out and started sucking.

She was amazing. Her tongue wrapped around me so sweetly and the sensation was the most intense blow job I have ever had. She gently sucked me into her and released that pressure as she let me out. Her tongue was just incredible. It felt like I was being caressed by an expert, a magical mouth with a thousands tiny hands in it. I came within 3 minutes. No one has ever repeated that amazing, exciting and expertly performed act of brilliance ever in my life again. She also swallowed it all, gave me a big huge grin and walked off to the lounge.

No one busted us too.

— North-of-the-river

21.

Fiancée does this thing where she rocks her entire body while sucking me off instead of just bobbing her head/neck. She always cups my balls and pulls them up a little bit every time she rocks forward. It’s the hardest I ever ejaculate every time and I’m always lightheaded at the end.

— _Appello_

22.

I came, but stayed hard.

It was a girl I’d been dating for a few months. Our sex life had been good, nothing mindblowing, but good. For some reason though, completely out of nowhere, one day she decided she was going to suck my dick like her house was on fire and my cum was the only thing she had to put it out.

Didn’t want intercourse, didn’t want me to reciprocate, didn’t want foreplay, she just walked into her apartment, took her work shirt off, and immediately proceeded to shove my knob as far as humanly possible into her slob. And this shit was aggressive. It wasn’t one of those sensual blowjobs you see in porn, in the videos with the white sheets everywhere, and the guy who actually doesn’t look like a disgusting sex monster. This was nothing like that. This was me sweating on the floor of her messy bedroom, hanging on to the unvacuumed carpet for dear life, and the only sound in the room was a rhythmic ULGK ULGK ULGK as she, I can only assume, tried to beat my penis up with her gag reflex. This blowjob was so rough you could describe it as bordering on the inhumane. This blowjob was a fucking war crime in some countries. If the UN ever catches wind of what happened in that bedroom, somebody’s gonna get sanctioned.

Anyway, there was something about the way she was sucking when I came the first time, it was like I didn’t…empty all the way? It was like when you take a shit, but you know there’s a little bit left in there. And I stayed hard. And this girl didn’t bat a fucking eyelash. Nope, she just kept right on committing felonious assault on my person. About ten minutes later, I came again.

That’s not a regular occurrence for me, by the way. It’s only happened two or three times in my life, and I’ve never been able to replicate it on purpose.

— hamelemental2

23.

A fwb wanted to get freaky, but she was on her monthly. So she told me she’ll give me a blow job to make up for it. 3hrs later… omg… best head of my life. She went from fast to slow, gentile to deep throat. It was amazing. I didn’t think such a thing was possible. When I was ready to cum, she did this thing with her tongue and kept sucking as I came. I’ve never had any other girl blow me away like that. Damn, i miss her freaky ass.

— tattooed_n_high

24.

I once came three times when my girlfriend gave me a blowjob. She had been teasing me pretty hard before, I came, she kept going and going and I came two times. It was really intense and amazing.

Yesterday she started blowing me when I came out of the shower, told me to lie down and started teasing my asshole, I begged her to play with it for which she complied. By. Odins. Beard. That was amazing.

— ballibt

25.

Best? Waking up to getting my dick sucked. I had woken up to unlock my door so she could come over since she lived like an hr away I went right back to sleep. Woke up with my dick being sucked. Ever have a wet dream come true? Shit is amazing. Also like it when a girl gags when she deepthroating.

— slitheredxscars

26.

Had been dating a girl for a few months. She was getting more confident and a little freakier over time. One day we’re at her place (she lived with her parents/brother), lying on her bed watching a movie with the door open. Then she gets under the blanket and slides my pants down.

She starts working my dick hard and taking it deeper and deeper while gently rubbing my balls. Her dad and brother both walk by at least once each, but I must have been channeling a champion poker player that day because my game face was strong.

I came down her throat so hard I thought for sure I’d snap her neck, but she swallowed every drop and licked it clean. Then she got out of the blankets and resumed cuddling like nothing had ever happened.

That was years ago now and I’m married to a totally different woman, but I still think about that one experience from time-to-time. It was unbelievably sexy, and probably the only thing my wife won’t (or hasn’t already) be able to top.

— Flaktrack

27.

We were highschool sweethearts in the early 90’s, same age. We had dated for over a year and were both still official virgins. Things changed overnight when her best friend had sex and she was ready. On the day she got her driver’s license we very briefly had sex. After that first time the floodgates were down and she wanted to do it all the time.

A few weeks later she came over to wake me up. I was in bed sleeping and she very quietly came in, took off her jeans and panties and slid in next to me. I woke up but pretended to be sleepy while she took my hand and rubbed her already wet pussy. I opened my eyes and kissed her and things progressed fast after that.

We were grinding and I was making progress towards getting inside her when she stopped me as usual and reminded me that she was not yet on birthcontrol and we needed a condom. I grabbed one and put it on hastily wanting to get inside of her as quickly as humanly possible. I noticed almost right away that I had put the condom on poorly and it was stretched to the point of having a painful pinching sensation when she rode my cock up and down.

I didn’t want things to end and I told myself that the pinching sensation was good and that it would prevent me from cumming so damn soon. I didn’t say anything and she kept slamming herself down around me. I swear I saw a look on her face like she could feel something wasn’t exactly right but it wasn’t wrong enough to stop. We were both determined to power through it seemed. Finally after a few minutes the tension pinching my cock stopped.

Looking back the 23 years ago I am pretty sure that I knew what had happened, but it felt too good to stop. The pinching feeling gave way to a perfect slippery feeling that felt better than anything I had ever felt before in my life. Whether or not she knew or sensed what had happened I do not know for sure but what I do know is that she rode me harder than ever before and was determined that one of us cum. I don’t think she cared who she was riding me like a cowgirl on a bucking bronco.

I made the sound and began to tense to the point we both knew I was about to explode. To this day I can remember how fast my mind was racing and that somewhere in the back of my mind I was pretty sure that the reason for the slippery amazing feeling was that the condom had broken and I was about to shoot cum into her for the first time. Either she didn’t know or she didn’t care because she was holding on to me and not letting me fall out of her. Finally the big showstopper as I released inside of her and she collapsed on me.

I know you’re thinking “what does this have to do with oral sex?” and I will tell you. After 3 or 4 minutes of her laying on top of me and though I was no longer hard most of me was still inside her. She slowly rolled over and I fell out of her and thats when I reached down and felt the broken condom. It had shredded into a rubber ring around the base of me and my shaft was slippery and wet with cum and her pussy juices. I said “oh my god! Oh no, what did I do?” She looked down shocked and touched herself and we could both tell my cum was now dripping out of her like crazy.

She was bewildered at first, she was obviously thinking about the ramifications of what may come, but unlike me she calmed down almost right away. I however was freaking out BIG TIME! I was apologizing and berating myself for not being more responsible. I was terrified that I had just ruined my girlfriends life by cumming inside her. I couldnt stop picturing her with a giant belly walking into highschool with people staring at her and her crying. Her parents would be furious. Shit, her dad might even kill me.

She was calming down and I winding myself up more and more. I couldn’t stop apologizing. Waves of remorse were all I could think of. Now we finally get to the oral sex part.

She was now totally calm and decided the best thing to do now would be to try and calm me down as well. She kept saying “it’s okay, it’s now big deal calm down” over and over. She started running her hands up and down my body stopping at my still cum covered cock. She got me to settle down and before long I was getting hard again. I was puzzled but willing and she kissed my chest and rubbed me soothingly.

She then said “just lay back and relax. It’s not a big deal, we’ll figure it out. Everything is going to be fine” as her head disappeared under the bedsheets. Soon after she started stroking me I felt her tongue and lips touch my now hard shaft. And so began the greatest oral sex of my entire life.

She was amazing! She didn’t care that she might get pregnant from the cum that was still dripping from her pussy. She stroked me and sucked me and her lips were so soft, like fluffy clouds. My mind was racing in crazy directions but soon what she was doing to me was all I could think of. Her technique was amazing and although this happened decades ago I remember it like yesterday.

She did this thing where she twisted her hands around my shaft as she licked and sucked. Now this part is important because to this day none of the girls Ive been with have executed this technique correctly. The most important part was not my cock in her mouth but the fact she was sucking. Not just passing my cock beyond her lips but literally applying suction like a vacuum cleaner. The best way to describe it would be to say that she was trying to suck the cum straight from my balls whether I was willing to or not. Every new bobbing motion she sucked harder until nothing on Earth could stop me from shooting cum into her mouth.

I came harder than anytime I can remember in my life and finally ended with a slurping sound followed by the gulp of her swallowing my cum. After a few gulping and slight coughing sounds to get it all down she slinked up from under the sheets until she was draped over me and her head was on my chest. I told her how sorry and scared i still am about the possibility of getting her pregnant and she reassured me again and kissed me. I could just barely taste a slightly salty quality to her lips and vowed I would never ever get cum anywhere near my face or lips again as long as I live.

She fell asleep laying her head on my chest with my cum still dribbling out of her pussy and inside her mouth and stomach. God do I miss those days. We broke up just weeks later and lost touch for years after. Then about 5 years ago we became Facebook friends and talk almost every day now. She’s married with two adorable kids that are just awesome. Neither of us ever plan to tell her husband about our history and has far as he knows we were two high school friends that hung around in the same group. I’m cool with that and she is as well and unless she gets divorced I am happy to be her old high school buddy that stops over for a few hours now and then to chat. I will remember our time together for the rest of my life.

— 2whiteandnerdy TC mark

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