Life is about risk-taking. It’s a gamble and sometimes you will lose.
3. You quickly come to realize that the only difference between wedding decorations and regular decorations is the word ‘wedding’… and a 50% markup.
One thing people don’t really prepare you for when deciding to reproduce is… other parents.
Hey, you. Yeah I mean you. I just wanted to say, in a totally non-creepy way of course, that… well, I can see you.
I think we all find our own ways to cope with trauma. Mine has always been, for better or for worse, reading and writing.
Inevitably we all will let someone, or several someone’s, into our hearts and souls and we won’t be able to get them out again.
2. You find yourself bragging about things like ‘fuel efficiency’ and ‘safety’ when discussing your choice of a new car. Bonus points if it’s a Subaru with a ski-rack.
The moment you hit rock bottom is the moment you discover who you truly are, and it’s when you’re given the best opportunity to make the greatest change.
When people first start dating, they tend to bring out the big guns. Think Javelin rocket launcher.
1. Have full conversations with my pets