2. The ‘I Buy and Make Everything Organic,’ Mom
Kudos, thumbs up and a big smack on the ass for you, lady, I mean seriously, that stuff is expensive. But… could you maybe stop shoving it down my throat like that awful kale smoothie you’re forcing your sobbing child to choke down while I hand my daughter some frozen yogurt? She aced another spelling test, get off my case, bro. Also, it’s a Saturday morning and my will is weak.
I make my kid Kraft Mac ‘N Cheese with frozen chicken nuggets (I do heat them, by the way) sometimes, and I refuse to feel bad about it. I mean, its childhood we are talking about here, I only have so much time to nutritionally ruin her for life like my parents did. It’s the American way.