30 Signs You’re A Basic B*tch

1. You’ve owned a pair of Uggs or Emus.

2. You’ve hashtagged #likeforlike or #followforfollow

3. The only thing you order at Starbucks is Frappucinos.

4. You own more than 5 things from Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch.

5. You actually bring your astrological sign up in conversation.

6. You quote Mean Girls and actually wear pink on Wednesdays.

7. You compare your life and friends to “Friends”.

8. You take pictures of your food before eating it.

9. You use Snapchat.

10. You use far too many exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!

11. You don’t like being on top during sex.

12. The background of your cell phone is a selfie.

13. You wear make up to the gym.

14. You only go to the gym for Zumba or yoga classes.

15. You have a bottle of mini-hand sanitizer attached to your purse.

16. You have brunch. And you call it brunch.

17. You’ve hashtagged #yolo, #swag, or #startedfromthebottom in a non-sarcastic way.

18. You have fake nails all the time.

19. You’ve dated someone you met at the bar.

20. You don’t know how to pump your own gas.

21. You drink diet Coke.

22. You enjoy Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift and Drake.

23. You wear yoga pants to places other than the gym. Or 7-11 at 2am. But that’s different.

24. You get up on stage to twerk at the club.

25. You twerk in general.

26. You can’t eat dinner in a restaurant alone.

27. You don’t know who Coretta Scott King or Sally K. Ride are.

28. You use a sock bun more than once a week.

29. You follow all of the Kardashians on some sort of social media. (This includes Kyle and Kendall Jenner.)

30. Your celebrity crushes are either Zac Efron, Ryan Gosling or Channing Tatum.