14 Terribly Hilarious Phrases Only People Who Play Crusader Kings 2 Will Get

1. “Celibate son? No problem. Here’s to banging his wife.”

AAA
Paradox Interactive / Crusader Kings 2

2. “I’m going to kill my son.”

AAA
Paradox Interactive / Crusader Kings 2

3. “Give me a goddamn son already…”

AAA
Paradox Interactive / Crusader Kings 2

4. “I hate the Pope…”

AAA
Paradox Interactive / Crusader Kings 2

5. “I need to figure out how to breed this out.”

AAA
Paradox Interactive / Crusader Kings 2

6. “Okay, just how many bastard children do I have?”

AAA
Paradox Interactive / Crusader Kings 2

7. “Messalian is the true religion. Incest and at peace with Catholics? Fuck yes!”

AAA
Paradox Interactive / Crusader Kings 2

8. “Give me all the children.”

AAA
Paradox Interactive / Crusader Kings 2
AAA
Paradox Interactive / Crusader Kings 2

9. “I need to impregnate one of my vassals… My wife won’t give me a son.”

AAA
Paradox Interactive / Crusader Kings 2

10. “Where are all the lustful women?”

AAA
Paradox Interactive / Crusader Kings 2

11. “I killed the Pope.”

AAA
Paradox Interactive / Crusader Kings 2

12. “How can I kill my prisoners en masse?”

AAA
Paradox Interactive / Crusader Kings 2

13. “My spymaster just reported there’s a plot against me and…he’s the leader of the plot.”

AAA
Paradox Interactive / Crusader Kings 2

14. “WHY WON’T YOU FUCKING DIE ALREADY?”

AAA
Paradox Interactive / Crusader Kings 2

All hail the mighty ruler! TC mark

Check out our stream for more articles like this!
Visit Thought Catalog Reel today.

Related

More From Thought Catalog

blog comments powered by Disqus