Hmmm. Hair’s a little greasy, but I can work with that. I’m a professional stocking cap.
In the afternoon, drink the one beer you find in the back of your fridge, then get a little naughty and go skinny dipping. In the SHOWER!
People often ask if having shrink parents has made me really well adjusted. I respond by telling them that I wrote a book about how ridiculous my love life is, I have no pictures in my phone that aren’t of cats, and that I’ve been seeing a shrink twice a week for years.
Michael Peterson’s job, his family, his marriage, the forensic evidence–all fascinating. Even the testimony from the scientific experts is thrilling. I mean, come on. Scientific experts are the worst!
My Cat is Already Infallible: My cat has never made a mistake. Seriously, not once.
I don’t know why it’s so funny, to see the fluffy little bunny that is Jerry Gergich dropped into boiling hot water every Thursday, but I can’t resist it.
Look at these frozen foods. I don’t understand how they can all be so delicious and still cost like $2! It makes no sense!
Kimmel will do things other shows would never consider doing. His show is the most daring and creative late-night show on today, and if that’s not the definition of cool, I don’t know what is.
So, who else will join the bath pride movement?
Because drinking makes meeting someone easier.