Why don’t the kids in my school look like the people on The WB?
I found my Chipotle receipt and realized I had to pay extra for guacamole.
Iggy Azalea’s Weapon Of Choice: She’ll just steal whatever you’re using.
Facebook: Walking to work this morning. #Fitness Reality: I haven’t been to the gym in 17 days.
Goal Keeper: The straight best friend of the guy you’re trying to pick up.
It’s time the “O” in HMO stood for Old Testament.
Pam throws enough shade to cause global cooling.
I hope this doesn’t Robb you of any surprises.
Tops, appreciate your bottoms. Bottoms, werk your bottom.
Gay men only had to worry about a few questions in a relationship before this gay marriage thing took off. “Are you a top or bottom? And is it cool if I sleep with a few other dudes?” I now shake in my designer boots out of fear that my boyfriend will ask me to marry him.