10 Most Awkward Things People Have Said To Me During Sex

“You know that Nietzsche quote, ‘When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you?’”

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“There’s so much here that I like…it’s like a buffet.”

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“You literally look like you want to kill yourself right now.”

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“Okay, you clearly need some guidance; give me your laptop, let me show you a video.”

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Mid-thrust: “Hey, I don’t want to make any promises I can’t keep.”

“We’re not fucking and we’re not making love. We’re just having sex.”

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“See how she’s looking up at him while she’s doing it? That’s actually sexy — wait, where are you going? Okay, okay, I’m turning it off.”

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“I think those Ethiopian guys are watching us.”

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“Are you actually playing Tetris right now?”

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“Do you think you could not roll your eyes right after I cum?” TC mark

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