Buzzfeed Writer Obsessed With His Penis Posts Bizarre Listicle About Guys With ‘Mediocre Dicks’

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Early this morning a Buzzfeed staffer posted a cringy listicle called 13 Things Only Guys With An Extremely Mediocre Dick Will Understand. Among other strange ‘facts’ about having a “mediocre dick,” which is a term I’m not sure anyone understands, guys with average-sized penises (?) are disgusting to look at when they’re naked, are incredibly insecure—they “spend a lot of time researching” how long their dicks should be—and are eventually told by everyone they sleep with that they are terrible at having sex.

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Currently, the top result of poll he put at the bottom of his dick listicle that asks readers if they, too, have mediocre dicks, is “I don’t have a dick.” TC mark

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