10 Hilarious Responses Guys Gave After Asking To Describe The First Time They Saw A Vagina In Real Life

From the guys over at r/AskReddit.

1. ‘Act like you’ve been here before’ (AllistairTenpenny)

2. “Oh my god I’m a huge fan. I’ve seen all your movies.” (Yarv)

3. She pulled her pants down while we were behind a fence in a park during winter. I, being the amazingly intelligent 15 year old boy that I was, thought that it would be funny to bend down and blow on it. She got really cold and punched me. The end. (thechosenlne)

4. I was like 14 and my best friend’s little sister was about to leave to go swimming. Her mom left the room for like two minutes and she faced me, pulled the bottom part of her swim suit aside and just… presented her vagina to me.

I didn’t know what else to do. (crazyaly)

Game of Thrones
Game of Thrones

5. “huh… that is really low down…” (iBrewLots)

6. It creeped me out. It was around the same time I saw Return of the Jedi…it reminded me of the Sarlaac pit. (Noahz-Arc)

7. This gif, from ek06:

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8. I’ll tell you when it happens. (DragSlayerVayne)

9. I cried.

But in my defense, I had just been born, so it was a pretty emotional day. (mcaffrey)

10. “Yeah, definately not my thing.”

Any lingering doubts were dispelled. (Madock345) TC mark

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