Person Named Carlos Publishes Surprising Shocker Of A Non-Fiction Book Called “Bitch, Are You Retarded?”

57 chapters, 26 Amazon reviews, and two stars: author Carlos J. Lee breaks barriers with his new, self-published book of nonfiction BITCH ARE YOU RETARDED?: STOP BEING A DUMBASS! EITHER HE LOVES YOU, HE’S IN LOVE WITH YOU, OR YOU’RE JUST SOMETHING TO DO FOR RIGHT NOW. EITHER WAY, LEARN THE DIFFERENCE, AND WHEN TO WALK AWAY.

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This book is no joke. And apparently, it’s changing lives. Just read these reviews:

M. EVANS

I only read the title of this book, but it has changed my life forever. I asked my boyfriend if I was retarded and he said that he loved me, so I yelled at him for not being IN LOVE with me and then walked away. I’m not sure if I did this right so that’s why I only gave the book three stars. I might read it later when I get a new boyfriend.

T.G.

THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK IS NOT QUALIFIED TO SPEAK ABOUT TALKING TO BITCHES ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS. I FOLLOWED HIS ADVICE AND SHOUTED AT MY FEMALE FRIEND, “BITCH, ARE YOU RETARDED?” SHE WAS NOT HAPPY THAT I CALLED HER A BITCH, NOR THAT I CALLED HER RETARDED–EVEN THOUGH HER MAN IS CHEATING ON HER. THAT SAID, SHE DID WALK AWAY, SO CARLOS LEE GOT THAT RIGHT. BUT THAT’S ALL HE GOT RIGHT.

R. Woodworth

Through this book, I found out that I am a retarded bitch. Thank you Mr. Lee, my life has changed.

Author seems to have issues.

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His bio seems legit–

WHO AM I? Ok ladies let’s just cut to the chase, how can I help you and what makes me so qualified to give you advice about men? Because I’ve been a dog that’s why. I have humped more legs and sniffed more butt’s and buried my bone in more places than I can count. I admit I’ve been a naughty bow wow and I need to be spanked like a bad puppy but there’s more. What also makes me qualified is because I’m a man and every negative thing you can think about a man and his behavior I’ve been him, and I’ve done it all to women and then some. I have used and manipulated so many women for personal gain and my own sexual physical pleasure that it would make your head spin. The crazy part is out of over the 200+ women that I have had sex with I can only recall maybe ten or fifteen of their names…

I’ve purchased this. Have you? TC mark

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