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Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

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When someone asks me to join them on the dance floor and I’m sober, I’m like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

But when I’m drunk, I’m like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

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When the bartender gives me a drink on the house and I’m sober, I’m like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

But when I’m drunk, it’s more like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

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When it’s unexpectedly last call and I’m sober, I’m like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

But when I’m drunk, I’m more like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

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When someone bumps into me when I’m sober, it’s like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

But when I’m drunk, I’m all:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

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When I’m eating Taco Bell sober, I’m all:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

But when I’m drunk, it’s like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

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When I’m on the internet and sober, I’m like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

But when I’m drunk, it feels more like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

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When someone’s trying to have a ‘deep’ conversation with me about something sober, I can usually hold my own:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

But when I’m four drinks in, I’m like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

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When I wake up after a sober night, I’m like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

But when I wake up after a night of drinking, I’m like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

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When someone asks me if I want any drugs and I’m sober, I’m like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

But when someone offers me drugs and I’m drunk, my brain’s like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

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When I run into my ex and I’m sober, I’m like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

But when I’m drunk, it’s more like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

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When I’m sober and the friend I’m with doesn’t want to drink either, I’m like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

But when I want to drink and the friend I’m with doesn’t want to drink, I’m like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

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When I see my friend hook up with a really hot person, and I’m sober, I’m like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

But when I’m drunk, I’m more like:

Drunk Thoughts Vs. Sober Thoughts

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This is for the women who are first to get naked, howl at the moon and jump into the sea. This is for the women who seek relentless joy; the ones who know how to laugh with their whole souls. The women who speak to strangers because they have no fear in their hearts. This is for the women who drink coffee at midnight and wine in the morning, and dare you to question it. This is for the women who throw down what they love, and don’t waste time following society’s pressures to exist behind a white picket fence. The women who create wildly, unbalanced, ferociously and in a blur at times. This — is for you.

“When Janne has a new poem written, I shut my life down to do nothing but read it, and then when I turn my life back on, everything is better.” — James Altucher

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