With the Game of Thrones season finale just recently behind us, I’ve noticed that I’ve been spending an inordinate amount of time thinking about some of Game of Thrones’ unsolved mysteries and plot developments. Who is Jaqen H’ghar? When do we get to see the dragons destroy civilization? What of the approaching zombie war? What would Game of Thrones characters do if they had Twitter accounts? In my unfortunate state of Game of Thrones withdrawal, I decided to investigate the possibilities. Here, in chronological order — for clarity (as opposed to reverse-chronological order, as would be presented in a standard Twitter feed) — are the imagined tweets of what a number of Game of Thrones characters would tweet, if they had Twitter.