Some Tweets From US Presidents, If They Had Twitter Then

By Brandon Gorrell,
Here are a few imagined past US presidents’ Twitter musings, had these men been privileged enough to experience the world of microblogging and oversharing culture in their time as presidents of the United States of America. Please forgive any historical innacuracies–this contributor was a psychology major.

You can also read Some Tweets From Seinfeld Characters, If They Had Twitter Then.

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  • Enah Cruz

    HILARIOUS

  • http://omgstephlol.tumblr.com Stephanie Georgopulos

    LOL +1MILLION

  • Anonymous

    @honest_abez is a Humblebragger

  • Mila Jaroniec

    So good. I’m dying

  • http://twitter.com/nuclearcabbage Nive

    Haha

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=612928768 Samie Rose

    I’d like to hope that our forefathers wouldn’t type so poorly. :c This was funny, though!

  • https://twitter.com/iamthepuddles Puddles

    oh my god, bill clinton, i fucking loveyou

  • Oliverjazzz

    if they had had, right?

  • George Takei

    ughhhhhhhh

  • Anonymous

    I wish Abe’s was #humblebrag

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