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Some Tweets From Cats, If Cats Could Use Twitter

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  • Guest

    why the hell did someone tell you that this would be funny.

    it’s not.

    • http://twitter.com/sodelightful rachel

      #rude

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacki-Isett/746225429 Jacki Isett

      incorrect! you have how you say…no sense of humor

    • http://twitter.com/McJenna Jenna McBride

      Did mommy let you use the internets again?

  • Guest

    why the hell did someone tell you that this would be funny.

    it’s not.

  • Mandatory

    sucks asssssssss

  • mashka

    this had potential but failed miserably.

  • mashka

    this had potential but failed miserably.

  • http://twitter.com/recessional koβ€’koβ€’ro

    where’s maru

    • IbeG

      MARU MARU MARU <3<3

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

    you should look at my gerbil tweets

  • grace

    unimpressed.

    • sam

      Yes, because I’m sure the goal was to impress others with this small piece.

  • http://twitter.com/mung_beans Mung Beans

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww kitties

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacki-Isett/746225429 Jacki Isett

    lololol i likey, playas gonna play, hatas gonna hate but DAMN this is my kitty’s inner thoughts in a nutshellΒ 

  • stu

    haha i dug this

  • http://karyninny.com/ karyn

    #love

  • Jordan

    These were aight, kinda too human-like though (am I critiquing the validity of cats on twitter?).Β  The ‘trynna’ was a good touch though!

  • http://twitter.com/AliPants Allison

    Loved the running down the street one :D

  • Dobry Ogorek

    Maybe those people just don’t have a cat :/

  • http://goldenday.tumblr.com Kia Etienne

    LMAO “wtf has anyone seen this? icanhascheezburger.com”

  • http://www.facebook.com/grc15r Gregory Costa

    The thought of a cat being able to push individual keys.Β  It’s preposterous, man.Β  My thumbs are too stubby to text with a cell phone, and you want a cat to type with paws.Β  Give me a break.Β 

  • http://twitter.com/McJenna Jenna McBride

    Brilliant. Please make a blog/tumbler/twitter/whatever out of these. And continue.

    • hmm

      yes make a twitter and get famous.

  • Sara

    trying to figure out the mice/sheets one… idgi?

    • Audrey

      When my cats are on my bed with me i run my hands under the covers because they try to attack them lol.

  • Sara

    trying to figure out the mice/sheets one… idgi?

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