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Newsroom Freaks Out Over Spider

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Here’s a funny one for you. Watch this killer spider induce some serious arachnophobia in a local weather man as he fumbles through his report, eventually threatening to leave the studio entirely. The Fear then proceeds to infect another news anchor in a show of hilarious panic and chaos, while the dude with the spider on his arm just continues to be an asshole. Can’t really blame them – that spider is decidedly Not Ok. TC mark

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  • Daily tc reader

    this was hilarious!

  • S Austen

    Ew ew EW! I’d grab a damn baseball bat at that point and smack it, whether it’s still on that mans arm or not! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1552230509 Blake Austin

    Gays shouldn’t do the weather report.

    • Mike

      I agree, you should never do the weather report.

  • http://twitter.com/Flarfer Dave P

    Fun times on FOX 59

  • Lol

    It’s. just. a. spider. 

    I don’t get it.

    • Anonymous

      killer spider?

      i get it.

      • Lol

        Nop

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

    Guys, it’s obviously alluding to the fact that FOX uses fear and scare tactics against people. ~*~*FOX59*~*~

  • Menotyou

    it would only be as harmful as a bee sting if it made it thru his thick wool coat and shirt. it looked like it could care less!

  • Kait

    Someone once brought a Tarantula to my elementary school during a sort of fair day, and none of the teachers would stand over there, none of the kids wanted it to come out of the tank (and if it did, everyone backed up), and my mom was in terror when I grinned and reached for it.  The spider’s name was Rosie, and she really did not seem like she would harm anyone.

    My grandpa bragged about the scene at church with his guy buddies, who still don’t believe it all these years later because of the time they had seen me “hiding” behind the stage curtain and a Wood Spider had touched my hand, sending me screaming out of the curtain, over the trash cans, off the stage, and under a table.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500654073 Kevin Kelly Kenkel

      well wood spiders are fucking terrifying! been there

  • http://www.twitter.com/mexifrida Frida

    Hahahaha! Lol at ‘Get it away from me!’

  • Anonymous

     http://www.lovetoshopping.org

  • Guest

    underwhelming

  • Woyzeck

    Nice and fluffy. Incidentally, whoever cued up that footage of the candy apple immediately after the close-up shots of a spider “the size of a softball” is a god-damn genius. I’ll bet that business is overjoyed.

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  • http://www.oneyearintexas.com Perfect Circles

    That guy is part spider so he’s not afraid of them.

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