Rating 10 Movies On How Rich And Unhappy They Make You Want To Be

6. Husbands and Wives (1992)

Arguably one of Woody Allen’s best films to date (well, let’s face it – his golden years in film are probably over) Husband’s and Wives is a movie about a fairly young, fairly affluent group of individuals. At the center of the film is Gabe – Allen’s character – who isn’t depressed per say, but is the embodiment of a typical over-analytical/ pessimistic Allen character. Surrounding Gabe is a veritable whirlwind of marital strife and romantic discord among bohemian and WASPy Manhattan apartments and tennis clubs. And though the film literally ends with the main character directly expressing, to the camera crew, that he wants it to end, some audience members still find themselves secretly wishing that their over-analytical worries were being played out in Manhattan among a group of young, affluent couples.

Score: 7.6/10

7. Greenberg (2010)

Greenberg is a not-very-publicized film whose central characters are played by Ben Stiller and indie film star Greta Gerwig. Directed by Noah Baumbach, the film’s not so much mumblecore as it is anxietycore, maybe. Roger Greenberg, the character played by Ben Stiller, is a 40-something computer programmer who has either bipolar disorder or borderline personality disorder (my own proposed diagnoses). Florence Marr, played by Greta Gerwig, is an awkward 20-something who’s assistant to Roger’s brother and sister-in-law, both rich LA people. While the couple’s on vacation, Roger flies to LA after a nervous breakdown to take time to “do nothing for awhile” (termed as “brave” by another rich character). A complicated relationship between Roger and Florence ensue. A lot of people actually hate this movie, generally citing the abrasiveness of Stiller’s character, but it’s my opinion that Greenberg does an excellent job portraying very concrete and real first world problems.

Score: 3.2/10

8. American Psycho (2000)

Obviously, American Psycho needs no introduction. The film adaptation Bret Easton Ellis’ twisted 1991 novel of the same name is slightly less fucked up than the book, but not by a wide margin. This is perhaps the only movie on this list that almost directly asks the audience to consider the question “Ugh, why are rich people so fucked up?”

Score: 0/10

9. There Will Be Blood (2007)

Arguably one of the best films of the ’00s, There Will Be Blood charts the life course of a ruthless oil entrepreneur named Daniel Plainview, played by Daniel Day Lewis, during the oil boom in America in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. As you might have guessed from this list’s headline, Plainview’s life doesn’t turn out so ideal, and the results are pretty ugly.

Score: 3.9/10

10. Synecdoche, New York (2008)

Easily one of Charlie Kaufman’s best films – and, coincidentally, his directorial debut – as well as one of Philip Seymour Hoffman’s greatest performances, in my view, Synecdoche, New York doesn’t really offer the viewer much in terms of existential consolation. The film approaches the audience in a very concrete, down-to -to earth sense at the beginning of the film – a brief portrait of a well-off playwright, his painter wife, and their child – but quickly becomes complicated by continuous additions of layers of existential dread, confusion, loss, and despair. I think we can all agree that watching Synecdoche, New York, none of us wanted to be in Caden Cotard’s shoes.

Score: 0.5/10 (He gets to go to Germany at one point, which is pretty cool.) TC mark

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=612928768 Samie Rose

    Loved this. You’re a clever guy, Brandon.

  • Guesty

    I always hated The Royal Tenenbaums.  

  • guest

    patrick bateman is still a dime though #amirite

  • Guest

    “…everyone in the film is also deeply melancholy.”painful to read.

  • Keriann Gannon

    Woody Allen’s golden years aren’t and will never be over.  Time to see Midnight in Paris.

  • Scott Southard

    I saw the title and Lost in Translation jumped into my brain.  Made me smirk that it was first.

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  • Arthur

    I swear, my life as a gay, upper middle-class white male teenager in Westchester County is JUST like a Sofia Coppola film. It’s unnerving. 

  • Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure I was never in a deeper depression than I was after the first time I watched “Synecdoche, New York”. Definitely did not want to be as unhappy as Cotard was. Never. Ever. Wouldn’t have minded being as rich, and he did win the Genius grant, that’s not too bad. But, I do love that movie and will watch it again on occasion, whenever I feel like a real, good, deep cry.

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