In China scientists have achieved wonders by mating a zebra with a donkey. We’re currently unsure why this experiment was performed, but fuck it, the offspring – aptly named the “zonkey” or the “donkra” – is extremely cute. At this point I actually think we can all agree on the fact that the little donkra seems almost irresistibly cuddly and that they should start selling them as housepets in the states (that was a joke). Not so sure about the name, though; both seem vaguely off-putting for some reason.