9. Congo (1995)

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSvU8a_hn2Q&w=575&h=390%5D

Perhaps the most terrible movie in this list, Congo is a movie based on the late Michael Crichton novel, in which a gorilla who can talk with a device strapped to her arm that translates ASL movements into speech leads a ragtag group of scientists and deviants into the deep Congo to find a cave. The plot twists, however, when we find out that the cave has a bunch of diamonds in it, but is guarded by a tribe of intense, psychopathic death gorillas. At the end of the movie, the whole cave just like, gets enveloped in lava for no reason other than coincidence, I guess, and one of the final scenes is of a bunch of enraged gorillas jumping into a lake of fire. Anyways – Congo is indeed terrible and awesome.