God Julian Assange is weird. Apparently the dude was recently spotted in a Reykjavik club owning the dancefloor solo, like a boss. Perhaps this footage of the Wikileaks founder will clear his name regarding all those sexy rumors going around about him, as there seem to be no ladies even remotely interested in his awesome moves in this ultimately troubling clip. Happy Friday! And April Fools!, maybe? I can’t tell. Probably.