That’s right, dudes. According to the Boston FOX affiliate, German doctors are now recommending that men stare at breasts at least 10 minutes a day! Yes – somehow some German scientists controlled a group of men for five years, directing them to never look at boobs or “ogle them daily,” and they found that the pervs who openly undressed women with their eyes on a daily basis were way, way healthier! My bullshit detector is going off bigtime here, but, then again, that could just be batshit local news for you.
UPDATE: Fox News Boston apparently reported on an internet hoax that was circulating as a meme about three years ago. Way to go FOX.