Tommy Lee Angry at Sea World for Masturbating Whales

TouchΓ©, Tommy. Masturbating a whale is about as “direct” as contact gets. Can someone show me where this video of the whale being masturbated with a cow’s vagina filled with hot water is? Is the cow still attached? Would appreciate some more info on this breaking story. TC mark

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  • http://twitter.com/derpcircus miles barney

    They just needed to milk that steak-ass whale

  • http://sixmetamorphoses.blogspot.com/ Jordan

    I feel a lot worse for the guy having to masturbate the whale. I mean, did Sea World list that up-front in the job description?

    • Eric

      i think 'masturbating “enormous” sea-creatures' is a pretty standard topic in any 'undergraduate marine-biology' education

  • http://twitter.com/Erikhaspresence Erik Stinson

    going to start signing my name with a band name under it

    erik stinson
    coldplay

  • http://twitter.com/t_baugh Travis Baugh

    if whales are so smart why aren't they freaked out that they're fucking a dead cow vag

    • thisguy

      so cool

  • jeez

    lmao, that's awesome

    • jeez

      ^ jacking off whales, not twinkletoes tommy

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