When you’re in a job interview.
Everything in nature has its opposite — black and white, good and bad, heaven and hell — and San Francisco is the very antithesis of LA: the hope to LA’s despair, the yang to LA’s yin, the warm vitality to LA’s frozen dread.
Over the eons, the native denizens of the city have evolved a protection mechanism – they dream only fake dreams and have only counterfeit delusions so that when their hopes are destroyed, it doesn’t hurt at all.
In one of the more unusual stories of the year, a Facebook member from Maine admitted to cheating on his friends when using Facebook chat by chatting to more than one of them at the same time.
A certain number of tickets were reserved for those most deeply affected by Internet’s death—online pornography addicts, social misfits, ingrained introverts, Twitter-obsessed celebrities, Nigerian scammers, and long-term residents in Second Life’s virtual world.