How To Get The Crabs

How To Get The Crabs

By Snowden Wright

“You come for the sand, and you leave with the crabs.” That warning would have been helpful if it had been given to Snowden Wright before he decided to spend a few months living at the beach. Written in discrete vignettes that coalesce into a single narrative arc, “How to Get the Crabs” explores the virtue of narrative itself, how sometimes recounting events can be more edifying than living them. Wright undergoes travails that include a weekend getaway at an expensive hotel, the loss of his virginity, and a torturous but redemptive encounter with pubic lice. Those stories and others combine to provide a unique answer to the question, “Is something bugging you?”

About Snowden Wright
Snowden Wright holds a BA from Dartmouth College and an MFA from Columbia University. His nonfiction work has been published in at, Bookslut, Hamptons, Gotham, and Nerve. His fiction has been published at The Rumpus ,...
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