How Do I Survive This Sh*t?

How Do I Survive This Sh*t?

By Zaron Burnett III

Whether it’s his story of driving a car that’s on fire, crashing a rental sailboat into a super-tanker, trying to avoid a fight with a racist in a Salt Lake City bar, picking paint colors with a Hollywood star, or getting rescued off a mountaintop by firefighters only to be laughed at by his saviors, you will laugh your ass off reading all the many ways Zaron Burnett III answers the question: How Do I Survive This Sh*t?

About Zaron Burnett III
Zaron Burnett III is a freelance writer and journalist. He lives in Los Angeles and enjoys surfing, '60s soul music, thinking about the future, and long walks with no particular destination. You can reach him at...
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