Betsy Holt
Aspiring comedy writer, it's okay, you can laugh.
Latest Posts
A Petition For All Restaurants To Start Delivering (So No One Has To Suffer Through My Ugly Days)
It’s 5 on a Saturday night. You have spent all day in front of Netflix and no time in front of a mirror. Your hair looks like Bernie Sanders’ mid-speech and it is unclear if you were in a fight or if your makeup is just smeared from the night(s) before.
An Open Letter To All The Chapsticks I’ve Left To Die In Weird Places
Truly Scary Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas
Are you someone who waits until the last minute each year to figure out what to dress up as for Halloween?
Monica Should Have Chosen Dr. Richard Burke Over Miss Chanandler Bong
If Infomercials Were Honest…
Announcer: “Do you have too much too fit anything else into your busy schedule?”
Truth: We can see you sitting on the couch eating corn chips at 3am. You have nothing to do tomorrow.
Single White Female Seeks Anything Breathing And/Or Still Warm
Just be a nice person. If you are unable to do so, just maintain your body temp through homeostasis.
