I’m sorry for the times I left you out in the car. Especially in the summer.
Are you someone who waits until the last minute each year to figure out what to dress up as for Halloween?
Even though no one asked me, welcome to my TED talk.
Announcer: “Do you have too much too fit anything else into your busy schedule?”
Truth: We can see you sitting on the couch eating corn chips at 3am. You have nothing to do tomorrow.
Just be a nice person. If you are unable to do so, just maintain your body temp through homeostasis.
“Oh, you’re allergic to that? Oops.”
*At 4:05*”…the bomb is hidden in the…it’s set to go off at 4:07.”-click-
“You’re gonna blink. Called it.”
If you have enough faith, a tightrope.
Could you kindly please stop stabbing me?