Betsy Holt

They truly care about me and have gotten me through some hard times.

I have heard that scientists are still looking for ways to time travel. This is completely unnecessary. All they need to do is take sleeping pills.

If she must keep working under these conditions, at least give her a towel and cups of Gatorade as she sprints.

Could you kindly please stop stabbing me?

If you have enough faith, a tightrope.

“You’re gonna blink. Called it.”

*At 4:05*”…the bomb is hidden in the…it’s set to go off at 4:07.”-click-

“Oh, you’re allergic to that? Oops.”

Just be a nice person. If you are unable to do so, just maintain your body temp through homeostasis.

Announcer: “Do you have too much too fit anything else into your busy schedule?”

Truth: We can see you sitting on the couch eating corn chips at 3am. You have nothing to do tomorrow.

Thought.is