10 Very Specific Types Of Girls That Are Incredibly Hot

Note: This is a response piece to Chelsea Fagan’s 13 Very Specific Types of Guys That Are Incredibly Hot


1. The sporty girl

I can appreciate a girl who seriously takes care of her body. She’s the kind of girl who can not only keep up, but also kick my ass every once in a while whether we’re playing tennis or in a footrace. The sporty girl not only looks good, but she’s often the kind with that attractive high self-esteem. Many of your dates can be work-out dates. The sporty girl is an awesome activity partner because she’ll whip you into shape. Also, you know the sex is going to be absolutely unbelievable.

2. The career girl

You see her walking along downtown in a woman’s suit which is both powerful and sexy. Maybe that’s just me, but there’s something about this girl who looks all business that can really turn me on. Maybe it’s her “no bullshit” walk, or the confidence in her eyes. Maybe it’s because she seems to have a good head on her shoulders, and she knows what she’s doing with her life. Maybe, in the back of my mind, it’s because I’m also hoping she won’t be above splitting the occasional bill. Finally, I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to be able to un-bun her hair, take off her glasses, and strip away the clothes which give her seeming invulnerability.

3. The tattoos and piercings girl

I love a girl with a wild side. You know she’s up for just about anything. You know a girl who has permanently decorated her body is far from being a prude. No, I don’t mean in that “she probably does anal” way, though in my mind I imagine these girls must have quite a kinky side. However, these girls, to me, seem more open-minded than most. She’d be willing to go to that awesome concert with you. Hell, she’d probably be the one to drag you along.

4. The girl who appreciates weird

I can be a weird guy. I’m definitely a bit of a different breed. Some of the things I say or do can put people off. Sometimes I’m subject to odd looks and remarks. Conversation with me can become a little far out. What do I do for a living? I sit in a dark room all day listening to a radio. But that’s enough about me. What do you think about me?

Sometimes I’m intentionally weird like this, which I guess makes it even weirder. The point is if my weirdness hasn’t automatically made you turn away, then you must be pretty interesting. Maybe you’re a little weird yourself. Weird can be hot. Don’t ask me why. It just is.

5. Police girls

Oh my God, I can hardly contain myself around a female cop. They are responsible for so many fantasies I’ve had. It’s the power and authority. It’s the sunglasses and dark uniform. It’s the handcuffs. I want to do something bad so you have to bind my wrists behind my back and give me a good frisking. It’s amazing I haven’t broken any laws yet just to make this happen. Oh, and what I would give to be able to turn the fantasy around. I’d do anything to cuff you with your own restraints and use that baton to teach you a lesson. Yes, you’ve been a bad cop. A very bad cop.

6. Lucy Liu

I don’t care if she’s old enough to be my mother. Give me 24 hours with her. I would take her out on the most romantic day of her life. We would laugh, share stories, and despite being a celebrity she’d be down-to-earth but with a good sense of humour. And then I’d ravage her.

7. Black girl with amazing black girl hair

I love black girl hair. It’s gorgeous to look at and feels so good to touch. Whether your hair is in dreads or in a big fro, I love it. You have the best hair on the planet.

8. The girl with the foreign accent

Accents are sexy. I don’t care what country you’re from. To me, difference is sexy, and if you talk differently from what I’m used to hearing, I’m all over it. Whether it’s British, Australian, French, German, Swedish, Indian, Jamaican, Mexican, Chinese, whatever, I love it. I will engage you in conversation just so I can listen to the sound of your voice.

9. Girl with an attitude

I like it when you can rustle other people’s jimmies, especially other men. You’re not above or beneath calling people out when they need calling out. You call a guy a douche bag to his face when he deserves it. And boy, does it make him mad. A lot of guys can’t take you, and that’s something you pride yourself on. Damn straight.

10. The girl who can laugh at my jokes

Again, I’m weird. My sense of humour follows suit. I tell a lot of jokes and make a lot of references which can be lost on most people. If you get me, then you get me. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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