He ran down a long boardwalk and lept into the sea landing directly on the sharks head, killing it instantly. He is currently in the hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. He has no recollection of the incident.
Liberty University, the private Christian school located in Lynchburg, Virginia and founded by Evangelical leader Rev. Jerry Falwell, featured an a capella Christmas rendition of Antoine Dodso’s viral hit ‘Bed Intruder.’ Video Inside.
She insisted, to both the principle and my parents, that I be tested for A.D.H.D. Mrs. Wilson was ‘interviewed’ by my pediatrician. I was interviewed and subsequently ‘failed’ a bunch of tests. I was prescribed Ritalin. To take three times a day. My mother refused to fill the prescription. I had a happy, stimulate free childhood.
The inflatable roof of the Metrodome, home of the Minnesota Vikings, collapsed today due to heavy snow. This act of God postponed the game between the Vikings and Giants until tomorrow. ESPN is hailing the incident as help from above to keep sexting Quarterback Brett Favre’s historic ‘streak’ of never missing a football game alive.
Taking a day off from flying fighter planes bare chested and shooting wild tigers, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin displayed his musical talents preforming a piano solo and singing
“Blueberry Hill” for a cancer charity fundraiser at the ice stadium in St. Petersburg.
She went outside to have a fag and he was gone. Her snowman that is. That was made of snow. Video Inside.
Furious that the thief had gotten away with the register, Ireland threw a two litter bottle of coke at the fleeing robber’s back and then followed him outside. He managed to get a partial license number, allowing the police to make a speedy arrest and return the register to the store. Prosecutors hailed him as a ‘hero.’
Today, we have round 2: Husband Calling. Women demonstrate how they call their husband, presumably when dinner is ready. Watch inside.
Eight months after the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, a diaster that continues to plague the region, the fragile coastline of Louisiana is struggling to survive. Pictures inside.
“Everybody makes mistakes,” Garcia added. “I work at Publix and I might get somebody’s sub (order) wrong. But for somebody to get (the photo of a suspect) wrong…it’s not a sandwich, it’s somebody’s life you’re playing with.”