10 Reasons New York City Will Fall In Love With Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow
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Tim Tebow has been traded to the New York Jets. The football-slinging messiah and the city of New York is a match made in heaven. Here’s why.

  1. He’s a devout Baptist, homeschooled in rural Florida
  2. He’s often on his knees.
  3. He enjoys missionary and spends his free time circumcising children in the Philippines.
  4. He’s adamantly against abortion.
  5. He’s left-handed.
  6. He’s a virgin.
  7. He isn’t that great at playing Quarterback
  8. Jesus Christ is both his lord and/or savior
  9. He has a crush on Glee star Dianna Agron
  10. He isn’t Mark Sanchez.

Amen. May the Gods of football bless us all. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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