Suggested Titles For The Next Book In The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Series

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Ignoring the fact that the author is no longer living, I’m pretty sure one of these titles will follow The Girl Who Played With Fire and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest.

The Girl Who Punched the Tiger’s Dick

The Girl Who Head-Butted That Homeless Guy

The Girl Who Did Teach For America in Detroit

The Girl Who Hit Reply All

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets’ Nest II: Electric Boogaloo

The Girl Who Just Wanted to Have Fun

Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

The Girl My Friend Jeff “Banged” In Cancun

The “Girl” My Friend Jeff Banged In Thailand

The Girl Who Was Self-Deprecating And Therefore Funny But Mostly Because She Was Vaguely Attractive

Two Girls, One Cup

Two Guys, The Girl Who Punched the Tiger’s Dick, and a Pizza Place

Zenon 2: The Zequel TC mark

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  • Me

    yawn

  • http://twitter.com/courtenanay Courtney Goldy

    This might be funny if the author of those books wasn’t dead. 

  • http://twitter.com/kaimcn Kai

    The Girl Stuck in the Horribly Written Series That My Friends Relate To A Little Too Much

    • Guestropod

      it’s hilarious how many people imagine they are like Lisbeth  

      • http://twitter.com/kaimcn Kai

        It’s a bit scary too.

  • C.M

    Yesss the only thing better than a Zenon reference is two Zenon references

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=612928768 Samie Rose

    Clever, clever, clever.

  • SharksAteMyNeighbors

    I giggled all through this. I’m a huge fan of the Stieg Larson’s The Girl…series but this is funny shit. 

  • SharksAteMyNeighbors

    I giggled all through this. I’m a huge fan of the Stieg Larson’s The Girl…series but this is funny shit. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/jesperdahl Jesper Dahl

    Also, on a separate note, roughly translated the original titles are:
    “Men who hates women.”
    “The girl who played with fire.”
    and
    “The castle in the sky that blew up.”

  • Josh Gondelman

    The Girl That Punched The Tiger’s Dick! 
    I would 100% read that book.

  • http://www.nosexcity.com NoSexCity

    ‘The Girl Who Hit Reply All’ – does this entail her re-entering the daytime workforce? I could only imagine…

  • Bori Byun

    this is good ben :) clever

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