Predicting The Endings Of Popular Movies I Haven’t Seen

The Sixth Sense: Bruce Willis has been dead the whole time, duh.

A Clockwork Orange: Protagonist moves to cottage in Vermont and lives happily ever after.

Apocalypse Now: It was all a dream.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: After all that, Zales is closed.

The Godfather: Mobsters celebrate with pizza.

The Godfather Part II: Leftovers.

The Grapes of Wrath: The book is still better.

It Happened One Night: The next morning, Plan B.

Raging Bull: “Adriaaaaan!”

2001: A Space Odyssey: The audience wakes up.

Man With a Movie Camera: Director realizes, “I guess we’ve been rolling this entire time.”

Dr. Strangelove: Money shot.

The French Connection: Tea Partiers push to rename film The Freedom Connection.

Gone With the Wind: It ends?

Blade Runner: Wesley Snipes fatally stabs the evil vampire.

Some Like it Hot: So long, gazpacho.

The Bridge on the River Kwai: Porky Pig bursts through screen: “That’s all, folks!”

Schindler’s List: It was all a dream.

Star Wars: I give everyone shit for watching Star Wars without me again.

The Triumph of the Will: Hitler fist bumps Jesse Owens.

The Silence of the Lambs: Leftovers.

Citizen Kane: “Here’s looking at you, Rosebud” TC mark

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

    Here’s looking at your vagina

  • crie

    please watch all of thees movies immediately. 

  • EP

    “Schindler’s List: It was all a dream.”

    :/ Really?

  • Mademoiselle

    Man, you need to get yourself a DVD player or something.

  • Mark

    Here we have a culture writer who hasn’t seen a lot of culturally important movies, with a great idea for an article that, unfortunately, was poorly implemented.

    • kaylee

      And if you look out the window to your left, you’ll see our very famous….

  • http://twitter.com/galette_rois Julian Galette

    The Sixth Sense, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and The French Connection are the only movies on this list I’ve seen all the way true.

    It’s really easy to pretend I have seen the rest of them though, they’re all movies where I’ve had just about everything about spoiled before I even knew they existed.

  • kaylee

    what are these holocaust jokes, man, what the fuck.
    although the gone with the wind one was good.

  • Guestropod

    2001 is the most boring shit I have ever seen

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=612928768 Samie Rose

    This wasn’t funny at all. Blah.

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