Each year I reread The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy and find new jokes, new revelations, and a refreshed understanding of Life, The Universe, and Everything.
She talks like an actual person. She stays in close contact with her roots. She seems to drink constantly but holds it together (except for that infamous tumble at the Oscars).
“Why would you put onions on a burger when I specifically said not to?! I thought you said I could have it my way?!”
There exists only so many ways to enjoy a cat without it actually being in your presence, and after a while the only proper response is to get a cat.
If art and politics require modesty, physical accomplishment requires the knowledge you will do anything to achieve your goal.
Deputies arrived on the scene and tried to detain Bruni, who started flailing around on the ground and speaking but not making sense. Deputies said Bruni sucked up the water that had spilled from the vacuum and spit it out.
So, first, I just want to thank the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for this opportunity to, y’know, clear the air on this whole Benghazi thing…
Now that children born when the N64 came out are getting their driver’s licenses, it may come as no shock that Atari, the venerable creator of Pong and the Atari 2600, has filed for bankruptcy.
If you haven’t watched Community, I have two words: help us.
What astounded me was at no point did anyone question who I was or why I was there. The producers didn’t even ask for credentials.