7 Reasons You’re So Funny
My heart has a boner for funny people. I want to take a dip in them. I want to take a desperate-housewife-with-minxy-pool-boy dip in them. I want to double dip my carrot in them. I have often found myself throwing my head back in laughter, placing a flirtatious hand on their shoulder, and coyly asking, “So how come you’re so funny?”