It’s not always #funemployment and anyone who tells you as much is a rotten liar. But sometimes? Sometimes there’s an upside to taking a breather, stepping back, and evaluating where you are and where you want to go.
There’s a subset of festival goers who are smart and don’t imbibe or if they do, they do so responsibly. You are not that person.
For Leo to finally win his Oscar.
She’s still beautiful. Her photos and her pixelated life are simple in a way that reminds me of why I loved her so dearly.
I’m free of debt and educated. I’m essentially an American anomaly, I get that. I’m also proof that it is possible and affordable and maybe even a necessity.
Clean up the messes you make. Nothing gets a Tamagotchi’s wheels spinning like sitting in its own fecal matter for a few hours. Don’t be a jerk to your digipet or to yourself: if things are going poorly, fix them.
10. The iPhone. The Verizon salesperson basically had to pry my pink Razr out of my cold, dead hands.