You will ask questions you ALREADY know the answers to. You just will.
You are blinded if you ever leave your cave during the daytime. WHAT IS THAT ORANGE THING IN THE SKY?!? SO. BRIGHT. OUTSIDE. MY EYES, THEY BUUUURN.
It’s 1:30 am and we are standing outside 7-Eleven, soaking and shaking from a sudden downpour in Los Angeles.
Ew. feelings. Disgusting.
If you are single, you’ll do a little recon on all of your exes. You’ll sleep better if they look worse.
I didn’t lie to my mom. I didn’t lie to my friends. I didn’t lie to myself.
I won’t be his emotional pillow. His selfish comfort. I am placeholder. I am temptation, something to ease the lonely. I am a girl he never wanted to begin with.
Everything is going to hurt. Everything.
Set a specific text tone for the person you’re crushing on so you know exactly when said person contacts you.
Say yes to drinks when he asks. Let your mind play out the best and worst case scenarios, like the neurotic little mess you are.