Hi, this is Tim Kaine. He’s Secretary Clinton’s running mate and currently serving as the junior United States Senator from Virginia.
This election has been, to put it nicely, a giant chaotic mess that feels a bit like the backstory to a dystopian future movie. So you know, that’s fun.
But the one thing I think people of all political parties can agree on is how goddamn fine Tim Kaine was as a young man.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Well, helloooooo Senator. It’s important to remember that no matter what we believe, we can all come together and find common ground in our collective thirst. No, but seriously. I’m so thirsty for that photo.