I’m sure you’ve heard the phrase, “What do you get the person who has everything?” and while I don’t know the answer to that, (though it sounds like they’re doing just fine so maybe don’t worry about it???) I do know how to provide help with the REAL issues – like what to get the girl who HATES everything.
These April Ludgate-approved presents are probably the only things that won’t result in an eye roll. But who knows, maybe they’ll hate this stuff too.
1. “My Tits Are Too Nice For My Life To Be Like This” Tank Top from Rad
Because boobs are cool and everything else sucks.
2. “Die” Cap from Shop Jeen
Shop Jeen is a treasure trove when it comes to “fuck you” apparel. Let people know how you’re really feeling with this to-the-point cap.
3. “I Am Dead Inside” Stud Earrings from Etsy
When you’re just an empty shell but you still want pretty earrings.
4. Drake Inspired Phone Case From Etsy
“I know when that hotline bling…I’m not going to answer because you should just text me instead.”
5. “No Time For Fuckboyz” Halter Top From O-Mighty
For your Tinder picture. Let ’em know.
6. “Happy Alone” Lapel Pin from Stay Home Club
After you deactivate Tinder because everyone is gross.
7. “Goodbye” Denim Jacket From Valfre
You can say it all by simply walking away.
8. “Fuck Feelings” Cap From Rad
Perfect for the emotionally repressed!
9. Reflective Shades From Nasty Gal
Avoid direct eye contact with these stunners.
10. I Was Told There’d Be Cake By Sloane Crosley From Amazon
This collection of essays is a must-have in your home library. Witty, honest, and painfully relatable, Sloane Crosley is the exception to the rule (meaning even if you hate everyone, you won’t hate her).
11. Anti-Social Mermaid Wine Glass From Etsy
Ariel had the wrong idea about the human world. It’s terrible. She should have stayed under the sea.
12. “Why Are You Still Talking” Bodysuit From O-Mighty