You like boys the same way you like your coffee: sweet and a bit over-the-top. You’re drawn to people who are goofy and not afraid to be a little ridiculous sometimes. But they’re the same ones liable to drive you nuts with incessant worrying. You’re more team neurotic than team erotic.
You’re a sucker for the oldest archetype in the book: the bad boy with a heart of gold. You like the idea of someone who has even more daddy issues than you. Some wounded artist type, a hopeful next Hemingway who retreats into solitude and claims, “You don’t understand me!” In attempts to gain understanding, you bought a fake leather jacket from Target. Now you wear it to open mic nights in the city.
Early Eric Matthews
You lusted after the unattainable popular guy in high school. He said hi to you in the hallway once and a four-year long crush sprang forth. You still look him up on Facebook from time to time.
Later Eric Matthews
You were heavily involved in theater. Or maybe drugs.
You spent a lot of your time at college attending fraternity parties. Whether or not you readily admit it, you like bros. Mentions dead lifting on a date? You’re into it. Says he likes country music and whisky on his Tinder profile? INTO IT. You have a gym membership to work out, but also to look at the Jack Hunters of the world.
You tend to date older men. You probably also got the tingles for Uncle Jesse in Full House. Very 13 Going On 30, you just couldn’t wait to date more mature men who could understand you emotionally. And physically. Winky face.
Um, you REALLY like older dudes?