Perfect Tina Belcher Quotes That Prove She’s Your Spirit Animal
By Ari Eastman
“I’m no hero. I just put my bra on one boob at a time.”
“If you need me I’ll be down here on the floor. Dying.”
“Here’s a bunch of numbers. They may look random but they’re my phone number.”
“I am both attracted to and intimidated by Jimmy Jr.’s interpretive mating dance.”
“Just when I think I’m out, those cheeks pull me right back in.”
“I want a dry-erase board so I can write down all my private thoughts and then erase them immediately.”
“I’m a smart, strong, sensual woman.”
“Your ass is grass, and I’m gonna mow it.”
“If we see any mermaids I’m gonna ask them where their merginas are.”
“Oh it’s okay. I guess I wasn’t meant to have a good life.”
“I’m compiling a list of people I can mate with to repopulate the Earth.”
“I need fresh faces, and fresh butts.”
“Dr. Yap is dreamy. When he’s looking at my molars, it’s like he’s looking into my soul.”