I’ve Been Dating Drake And Here’s What I’ve Learned

So after graduating college this past June, I really wanted to focus on my career. Or lack thereof. I decided dating needed to be put on the back burner. It was time for other things. Like crying all night cradling my degree. Or microwaving frozen pizza at 1:30 AM while watching Bob’s Burgers. You know, the important things in life. But then Aubrey Graham and I both reached for the last kombucha at Whole Foods. And dare I say: it was love at first weird hand touch. There’s a lot I’ve learned since dating the mega-famous rapper. Some good. Some bad. But at the end of the day, I know I’ll get by running with my woes if he’s there too. Love you Drizzy.
"Worst Behavior" - Drake
“Worst Behavior” – Drake

1. He’s overly confident in the bedroom.

2. He HATES pixie hair cuts.

3. He’s the worst when it comes to picking a place to eat.

4. He’s not as romantic as you’d think.

5. He’s easily distracted during important conversations.

6. LIL WAYNE IS ALWAYS HANGING AROUND. ALWAYS.

7. He needs a lot of help preparing for meetings and interviews.

8. He always makes a fuss about spending time with my family.

9. He celebrates…very early.

10. All and all, he’s still my baby.

TC mark

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